[Dallas' Guide] How to upload Zendikar Cards in your MWS.

[Dallas' Guide] How to upload Zendikar Card in your MWS.

-Open your Magic Workstation

We need to make a Back Up file for our Master Library. (the one with *.mwbase extension file)

-In your Library Master List, click any card
-Click [b]File[/b], [b]Save Deck / Library As... [/b] and then save it as [b]Backup.mwbase[/b]
-You are now using the Backup.mwbase.
-To switch back to [b]Master.mwbase[/b], locate the folder icon @ upper left corner and click the drop down box
then select [b]Open Libraries[/b]

Now that we have a back up for your Master Library, its time to download a Zendikar Spoiler.
Download it here:
http://www.4shared.com/file/135885279/c1cd5f84/Zendikar.html
Its a Zendikar.txt file spoiler list. You can print it too for future references.

[i]Its Clean!! Ako nag-upload nyan under my 4Shared Account. kapag nagka virus pa PC mo, bigyan kita Sinkhole! joke. [/i]

After downloading it, just save it inside your MWS Folder. (Any folder actually, as long as you can locate it)

To upload your Zendikar, let's go back to Magic Workstation.

-Click on[b] Tools[/b].
-Click on[b] Analyze,Add,Remove Sets[/b]
-Select [b]Add New Edition[/b] tab
-Type the [i]Edition Name[/i] as "Zendikar"
-Type the [i]Edition Key[/i] as "Zen" or "ZEN"
-Check the [b]Get data from text Spoiler[/b]
-In the [b]Path to Spoiler[/b], click the folder and locate your Zendikar.txt
-Click [b]Next Page[/b]
For you to be able to play Sealed and Draft
-Set the Booster Commons to 10
-Set the Booster Lands to 0
-Click [b]Add Edition[/b]

Now you have Zendikar Cards in your MWS Database.

-Save your Master.mwbase library.
-Close your Magic Workstation to reload your library
-Open it and Enjoy Brewing !

OPTIONAL:

To add images, just go to your MWS Folder, PICS folder and create a folder named "Zen" or "ZEN".
Store the card images there in JPG or JPEG Format.
If you want a full card image use this file format (Ex. "Lotus Cobra.full.jpg")
Use the exact card name, including the caps. like.. (Ob Nixilis, the Fallen.full.jpg and Iona, Shield of Emeria.full.jpg)

The TRUE ending to “the Empire Strikes Back”

——————————————————
A furious lightsaber duel is underway. DARTH VADER is
backing LUKE SKYWALKER towards the end of the gantry.
A quick move by Vader, chops off Luke’s hand! It goes
spinning off into the ventilation shaft. Luke backs
away. He looks around, but realizes there’s nowhere to
go but straight down.

Darth Vader: Obi Wan never told you what happened to
your father.

Luke: He told me enough! He told me you killed him!

Darth Vader: No… I am your father!

Luke: No, it’s not true! It’s impossible.

Darth Vader: Search your feelings… you know it to be
true…

Luke: NO!

Darth Vader: Yes, it is true.. and you know what else?
You know that brass droid of yours?

Luke: Threepio?

Darth Vader: Yes… Threepio… I built him… when I
was 7 years old…

Luke: No…

Darth Vader: Seven years old? And what have you done?
Look at yourself, no hand, no job, and couldn’t even
levitate your own ship out of the swamp…

Luke: I destroyed your precious Death Star!

Darth Vader: When you were 20! When I was 10, I
single-handedly destroyed a Trade Federation Droid
Control ship!

Luke: Well, it’s not my fault…

Darth Vader: Oh, here we go… “Poor me… my father
never gave me what I wanted for my birthday… boo
hoo, my daddy’s the Dark Lord of the Sith… waahhh
wahhh!”

Luke: Shut up…

Darth Vader: You’re a slacker! By the time I was
you’re age, I had exterminated the Jedi knights!

Luke: I used to race my T-16 through Beggar’s Canyon!

Darth Vader: Oh, for the love of the Emperor… 10
years old, winner of the Boonta Eve Open… Only human
to ever fly a Pod Racer… right here baby!

Luke looks down the shaft. Takes a step towards it.

Darth Vader: I was wrong… You’re not my kid… I
don’t know whose you are, but you sure ain’t mine…

Luke takes a step off the platform, hesitates, then
plunges down the shaft.

Darth Vader looks after him.

Darth Vader: Get a haircut you F$#king hippy!

Kitten

staring at my face
two beautiful sparkling eyes
slowly slowly come

is it a fairy?
gentle like the winter breeze
beauty is unveiled

purity unscarred
skin like the eternal snow
is it a sylph?

motion is made time
into your heaven bosom
my lovely kitten

-Dallas 2009

"A Thousand Lunar Lotus"

velvet satin cape
stalker of the feudal days
blood of double sky

i fear you my blade
swinging the moontree in arc
endless cycle's fall

split the ground forward
turn around and swing again
dancing forever

calm your heart after
see the lifeless lies beneath
she'll mourn tomorrow



-Dallas 9/9/2009

Dallas and Securis 1 on 1 interview

Securis: meron aq ktxt grade 5
Securis: pnplki q wahhaa
Dallas: yung Globe
Dallas: yung mukang Edz
Dallas: yun gusto ko
Dallas: ampf
Dallas: Grade 5
Securis: ahahaha
Securis: uu
Dallas: Horny ba yan ?
Dallas: >:)
Securis: mukha xa korean
Securis: =)
Dallas: kahit grade 5 yan patusin ko yan
Securis: wahaha
Dallas: teka... 24 years old na ako.. bale... 11 pa lang yan!?
Securis: gagu nauna n aq wahha
Dallas: taena mo
Securis: mg 12 n xa sept 1
Securis: wahaha
Dallas: gaga
Dallas: BITAYIN KA SANA
Dallas: PAKING DEEEK
Securis: gagu ok nga mama nya eh
Dallas: teka.. babae gusto ko tol.
Securis: wahaha
Dallas: wag lalake ha
Dallas: lam ko lalake yan eh
Securis: kakunchaba q gagu
Dallas: Grade 5 na lalake
Securis: taena mu
Dallas: kadiri ka
Securis: babae gagu!
Dallas: para kang Michael Jackson
Securis: ahaha
Securis: pedo amf!
Securis: wahaha
Dallas: malalagas din ilong mo gago
Dallas: =))
Dallas: Echosera bakla ka pre!
Securis: ahaha
Securis: ULOL ka tlga
Securis: kpg mgpunta c edz d2 txt kta
Securis: gangbang ntin wahhaa
Securis: c jonar ol na wahha
Dallas: hahahaha

A Cheating Girlfriend ?

Sa pag-ibig, kaming mga kalalakihan ay meron reputation sa mga babae as "Cheaters" ngunit hindi nyo ba alam na may mga mas worst pa pala sa amin!? A friend of mine needs help and he wrote this letter sa isang forum. "nag confess saakin ang gf ko na nakipag 1 nyt stand sya sa isang lalakeng ilang minuto lng nya nakilala... what are her reasons? 1. lasing daw sya.... 2. subrang dami daw problema niya... nasaktan ako masyado di ko matangap ang ginawa nya..... kahit kailan di ko ginawang makipag 1 nyt stand sa ibang babae dahil mahal n mahal ko sya... ano sa tingin nyo dapat ko gawin... forget her? kill her? or what... advise nmn jan mga puppy.... ngayun continue pa din ang communication namin.." Mahirap talaga kapag ganyan ang situation mo... masakit kung ikaw ang lulugar sa kalagayan niya and sobrang lame ng reason ng girl. Anyways...these are the things na need natin malaman.. Hanapin mo yung source ng information na nakuha mo. Narinig mo ba to sa isang friend mo? or friend niya? possible na sinisira din kayo ng ibang tao. Make sure na tama talaga ang source mo. Pagdating sa affection, gusto ito ng isang babae. Usually enjoy siya kapag magkaholding hands kayo, kissing, cuddling. Ngunit kapag malamig na sha, mag-iiba ang mga bagay na to. Kapag sinabi mo bang "i love you", sumasagot ba sha? look at her face. observe! Kapag hawak mo ang kanyang mga kamay.. Does she try to pull it away? Dude, if your girl is avoiding your affection, this is a strong sign that she's cheating. Does she looks nervous when you say.. "we need to talk" or when you're with her ? Text ba sha ng text lagi ? try mo, use a different celphone number and ask her is she's single. I have a friend na ginawa yan before.. and nasaktan talaga siya nung sinabi ng girlfriend nya na. "uu, single akoh~" Bitch... "Hey, nanlalake ka ba? " or "You wouldn't happen to be cheating on me, would you?". That's a bad move. Why? Dalawa lang pwede mangyari.. If she's really cheating on you, kahit ano mangyari, idedeny nya yan. "NO" ang sagot nyan pare ko. Protocol sa mga cheaters ang pagde~deny. Well.. If not, iisipin nya na wala kang tiwala sa kanya and it might turn into a break up. However, This is the BEST way to confront her.. as long as willing ka mag take ng risk at ayaw mo pa patagalin pa. The more na mag spend kayo ng time sa isa't isa mas lalong masakit lang. Naglolokohan lang kayo eh! Just talk to her nicely, be calm. Kahit ano mangyari, wag na wag mo sasaktan ang isang babae. verbal or physical. In the end, its up to you if you'll forgive her and stay with her or...break up with her. Again, if willing ka pa rin mag take ng risk (kahit nahuli mo na siya pero mahal mo pa rin) then go ! give her another chance. But, sa ganyang situation ng friend ko, malabo. I dont think i can forgive her.. sobrang lame ng excuse. Problems?! You can talk about it, right? I'll just let her go and find someone else who is worthy. These are just my honest opinions. I learned a long time ago there's no sense getting all riled up every time a bunch of idiots give you a hard time. In the end, the universe tends to unfold as it should. H&K:GtWC -END-

Ethics of a Hacker

Why Hackers Break into Systems?

Before turning to the ethics of hackers, it is important to understand why hackers break into systems. From what I have learned, most hackers do it for the challenge, thrill, and social fun. Although the stereotype image of a hacker is someone who is socially inept and avoids people in favor of computers, hackers are more likely to be in it for the social aspects. They like to interact with others on bulletin boards, through electronic mail, and in person. They share stories, gossip, opinions, and information; work on projects together; teach younger hackers; and get together for conferences and socializing. They are curious about the vast network of systems, and they want to explore it. They hear about a computer at a place like Los Alamos National Labs, and they want to find out what it does, what it’s used for, and who uses it. By sharing the secrets they learn, hackers also gain recognition from their peers and entry into exclusive hacker groups. Since their actions are illegal, hackers may also enjoy the thrill of doing something that they are not supposed to do without being caught.

There is nothing particularly unusual about hacker’ motives. Curiosity, adventure, and the desire to be appreciated and part of a group is fundamental to all human beings. Moreover, there are powerful motives behind the attraction to learning secrets, including the desire to have control, to feel superior, and to achieve intimacy with those with whom the secrets are shared. They allow one to be an insider rather than an outsider, to be accepted by a group, and to cross forbidden boundaries. (Bok 1983)

Most hackers do not break into systems for profit or sabotage. Although some do, I will restrict my discussion to those that do not, since my personal experiences have been with hackers who consider these activities to be wrong.

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WAHAAHAHAHA! NO COMMENT... LOL
Wala na daw hacks sa novus rising ? kiss my ass

Bazookak : Crouching Kaker, Hidden Paker

ADVENTURES OF BAZOOKAK

[Isang araw, nagpunta si Bazookak sa kagubatan ng Lazwardian Agora upang mamili ng mga patibong de super lolo. Naglalakad na siya pauwi upang manood ng Maricar-Hayden Kho Part 3 scandal na bigay ni Todesmarsche sa kanya] (Click to enlarge the image)



Nagulat si Bazookak nung nakakita siya ng isang grupo ng Cora (mga magagandang nilalang sa mundo ng Novus) na nagpumapatay ng mga kapwa robots sa gubat. Oo, robot si Bazookak at ramdam nya ang sigaw at kalansing ng mga nasisirang mga robot. Bazookak, "SIYET! KAILANGANG MAGTAGO AKO!



Habang nagsisitakbuhan ang mga Cora (mga lahi ng mga bugaw at puta) papunta sa mga robo at passer. Aga'd tinesting ni Bazookak ang kanyang mga kargadang mga Patibong De Super Lolo. "SANA WAK AKO MAKITA, IPAGHIHIGANTI KO ANG MGA NAMATAY NA ROBOT!" mangiyakngiyak na sabi ni Bazookak sa kanyang sarili habang nagtatanim ng mga patibong.




Pagkatapos niya magtanim ng mga patibong, ay agad agarang nagtago sa mga halaman si Bazookak....


Bumalik ang mga Cora sa kanilang kuta upang mag tipon tipon para mag orgy (ritual ng mga hinayupak na cora pagkatapos pumatay ng mga walang kamalay malay na mga AB, Passer at Robots) T_T . Ngunit sa kasamaang palad, habang nagkakangkangan ang mga bwakanginang mga hudas.. ay isa isa silang sumabog sa mga super lolo ni Bazookak.




Halos maubos ang mga Cora sa kanyang patibong ngunit nabuhay ang mga nakasuot ng kalasag at mga listong mga beeyatches... ngunit sa huli.. nakay Bazookak pa rin ang huling halakhak

THE END

Credits to:

Mringankasekhar (for letting me borrow Bazookak)
and
Todesmarsche (for 3rd part ng Maricar Reyes scandal while being fucked @ sala)


Pasensya na kayo mga readers, Rush lang to.. at wala ako magawa pagkatapos ko kunin ang 4500 pvp points na quota ko for today. Thanks to all !

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