Dallas' 10 MANLIEST NAME

10. Powers Boothe
Boothe is a respected stage and screen actor, with over 30 years and an Emmy Award to his manly name. You might have seen him in the violence and expletive-filled movie Sin City or the expletive and violence-filled HBO show Deadwood









9. Lance Armstrong
American professional road racing cyclist who is best known for winning the Tour de France a record seven consecutive times, after having survived testicular cancer.







8. Max Planck
German physicist. He is considered to be the founder of the quantum theory, and thus one of the most important physicists of the twentieth century. Planck was awarded the Nobel Prize in Physics in 1918.









7. Commander Flex Plexico
The good commander is a Pentagon defense spokesman, who dealt a lot with detainee issues at Guantanamo Bay. Basically, he is the man who stands there while the world's journalists demand the truth. And Flex tells them they can't handle the truth, and then he jumps into a Jeep with an American flag fluttering in the background while inspiring orchestral music swells and he drives into the sunset.









6. Dr. Duncan Steel
English scientist from Midsomer Norton, Somerset. He is a world-renowned space science authority who has worked with NASA to assess the threat of comet and asteroid collisions and investigate technologies to avert such impacts.







5. Stirling Mortlock
Mortlock is the current Captain of the Australian Wallabies & ACT Brumbies Rugby Union teams. Mortlock has the record for reaching 50 and 100 test points in the shortest ever time.







4. Magnus Ver Magnusson
Nordic naming conventions mean that his name essentially means "Magnus son of Magnus" which immediately brings to mind a line of men, all Magnuses, doing incredibly manly things through the ages.
Magnus Ver Magnusson is the strongest man in the world.He was the strongest man in the world four times, winning the World Strongman contest in 1991 and then from 1994-96. The guy's a man mountain.


3. Dick Pound
Canadian lawyer, partner of the law firm Stikeman Elliott, the former president of the World Anti-Doping Agency (WADA) based in Montreal, and former chancellor of McGill University. He is a former vice-president of the International Olympic Committee (IOC) and was a one-time candidate for the presidency of that organization.





2. Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster


1. BATMAN BIN SUPARMAN


WTF! THE MANLIEST SUPERHEROES EVER COMBINED IN ONE!

PIMPIN MAN-HOE TECHNIQUES

Turkish Snowcone

The act of masterbating and letting the cum bubble up like crude oil onto your fist and making your girl lick it. Also, A blowjob with shaved Ice.

Ex.
She ate that turkish snowcone like a champ!
Damn Betty gave me one hell off a Turkish Snowcone last night and even used Fruit punch flavor!

Filthy Lopez

Since it is based off of the Dirty Sanchez when you make a mustache effect. The Filthy Lopez is when you engage in anal sex then make a full goti and sideburns. A considerable degree smuttier than its Mexican cousin a "Filthy Lopez" additionally involves the use of Peri Peri sauce in the Dirty Sanchez act.

Ex.
Margaret was horrified when she was given a "Filthy Lopez".
I gave Ted's mom a Filthy Lopez Like she never had before.

Belgian Steamer

Its when you have sex then poop on your girl's back.

Ex.
Paula washed her back after a hot Belgian Steamer.

Sneaky Castro

To perform oral sex on a woman with a Castro like beard to tikle her inner tighs and her ass(you must grow one or buy one, borrowing is not a good idea.). When the woman is reaching climax then insert a cuban cigar between the beard and into her ass("sneaky"). If you don't have a cigar handy use you finger(extra sneaky). A sexual act in which the man inserts a Havana(or other type of Cigar) into the vagina of his female partner. He then smokes the cigar while blowing the smoke into his partners orafice.

Ex.

I gave her a Sneaky Castro last night and now the place smells like a Cuban whorehouse.

Mud Pretzel

The act of shaping one's shit into the shape of a pretzel on a significant other's anal area.

Ex.

Fofifi loved it when Frank made a mud pretzel for her.

Irish Facial

Ejaculating onto a woman's face and immedately after pouring beer on her head.

Ex.

Damn I shouldnt have used the guiness on that bitch when I gave her the irish facial

Lombardi Slap

This one is my personal favorite. This is the act of smacking one's penis across another's face.

Ex.

The morning after heavy drinking, the horizontal red welt on Liza's face was evidence that she received a Lombardi Slap from Jason last night.

Portuguese Breakfast

You whisk up some eggs, have her lay down and prop up her ass real high,
take a funnel and pour the eggs in her pussy, then fuck her, and you have just made her "scrambled eggs". Another variation is scrambling eggs and eating them from a woman's vagina.

Ex.

Honey would you like breakfast? Today's special is Portuguese Breakfast!!

Chili Rainbow

When a woman is arched in the shape of a rainbow, and the man ejaculates all over her.

Ex.

Anna loves the Chili Rainbow then a pot of gold in her mouth.

Alabama Hot Pocket

The Alabama Hot Pocket is a special fetish maneuver that roughly involves taking a shit into a woman's vagina, typically followed up by a good ole fuckin'.

Ex.

Shanya decided her vagina needed some lube so her boyfriend performed an alabama hot pocket.

Blumpkin

The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked while taking a shit.

Ex.

Dude, after I took your sister to Taco Bell, she gave me the best blumpkin ever.

Chapter I: First Blood

Warning: Graphic Content

Chapter I: First Blood

Sette Desert 2400 Hrs

"HAHAHAHA! RUN IDIOT!! YOU MAY ESCAPE MY SPEAR BUT NOT MY ARROWS"

Then a loud scream of pain broke the silence of the midnight. Another non Accretian soldier is mutilated and dismembered by the Accretian who wields both Spear and Bow. He is Dallas,
accompanied by other Accretians named Kataklismo, Druze, Securis and Todesmarsche.

"Damn! This corite was abandoned by Decem", Kataklismo said "He should be thankful, my grenades didn't
land any of his body parts",Kataklismo Added
Kataklismo slammed the Corite cadaver into the ground looking for something useful for him.

"Hey, stop that! you will destroy his body and it will be difficult for you to dissect and study his body parts",said by Todesmarsche said then Druze walked near the cadaver, Stomping his foot into the Corite's head. Blood splattered, the twitching and crunching sound of muscles, skull and blood was heard.

"WAHAHAHAHAHA",They all laughed.

After few minutes of laughing at the dead body they suddenly stopped. Their bodies automatically change into battle stances. Holding their weapons from their holsters, alert and ready to kill again.
"Shhhhh",Securis whispered "We should scatter, I guess the Corite Councils are here, I could smell Aoikaze's spear and Hohenheim's staff", Securis added

They scattered, Todesmarsche ducked with his spear on together with Securis they positioned near the corite mob. Kataklismo released his grenade launcher from his bag and changed his Armors into Launcher Set.
Dallas placed arrows on his bow as Druze did the same thing.

"Its Hohenheim with Shazta and AoiKaze, what should we do?"Dallas said

"Let's faced them", Securis whispered

Hohenheim with the rest of corites followed the blood trails until they reached the area where the dead body lies. Shazta covered her nose with her hands.

"We must seek Justice for our fallen brother, May Decem Guide his spirit", Hohenheim said

Hohenheim kneeled and pray.

"AAAAAAAARGGGGGGGGGH"

Securis Suddenly attacked Hohenheim with pressure, Hohenheim easily avoided his attack.

Hohenheim stand up and wielded his staff, pointing it into Securis

"Wait Hohen!!", Shazta said

"We Are Cornered", AoiKaze said

then Druze and Dallas Showed up. Kataklismo and Todesmarsche appeared to from their behind.

"So you are the Guys from Gai'Alshadar Guild?". Securis said

"I've heard a lot from them, can't wait to dissect their body parts!", Kataklismo said

Then Aoikaze draws his spear and attacked Securis with Full Swing.

Kataklismo, Druze, Dallas and Todesmarsche evaded the spear as AoiKaze Spins. Securis also Blocked the spear"

"You are really strong Aoikaze, I've heard a lot about you", Securis said

"Run Shazta and Hohenheim, We cannot face this party, we are outnumbered", AoiKaze said

Shazta and Hohenheim ported out

"Yes we are Gai'Alshadar, I am Aoikaze a Zealot of Decem. Tell me who the hell are you!!", Aoikaze Said

Securis raised his hand and attacked Aoikaze with his Hora Knife. Aoikaze evaded it by stepping back, Securis' knife slammed the ground,

Then Aoikaze ran and the Accretians chased him until they reach the Cora Portal.

"Tell me who you are!!", Aoikaze Shouted

"We are Plague", Securis answered

Then they all attacked Aoikaze......

-End of Chapter-

Credits to: Jai Garcia

[GC] Q&A Cheat Sheet

[1] What do you need when upgrading runes? – Aging Core
[2] National Food of the Philippines – Lechon
[3] What is the Special Attack of Red Gorgos – Fire Breath
[4] Amy’s First Job – Dancer
[5] Who is the boss in Bermesiah’s Last Stand – Dark Armon
[6] How many lire jobs are there at the moment – 4
[7] What volcano erupted previously – Mayon Volcano
[8] What is the first gacha pet – kerby
[9] What is the scientific name of Sampaguita – Jasminum Sambac
[10] What is the National Gem of the Philippines – South Sea Pearl
[11] What event happened in Nov 2009 – LU Live @ World Trade Center
[12] GM that is not a member of the Grand Chase GM Team – GM Tristan
[13] What is Lire’s 3rd job – Archranger
[14] What is the largest known Lake (lawa) in the Philippines – Laguna Lake (Lawa ng Laguna)
[15] What is the maximum level of pets – Lv. 40
[16] What is the Bangus Capital of the Philippines – Dagupan
[17] What is the thing that Partusay sits on – Throne
[18] What character in GCPH got released recently – Amy
[19] Who is the father of the fist in PH – Manny “pacman” Pacquiao
[20] What is the national dance of the Philippines – Tinikling
[21] What is the national tree of the Philippines – Narra
[22] What is the name of the upgrading magician – Elena
[23] What is the smallest active volcano in PH -Taal
[24] What is not an Elemental Necklace – Nature
[25] Basic weapon for Elven Druid Ryan -Axe
[26] Which monster does not appear in Kerri Beach – Orc Warrior
[27] Level requirement for 4th job mission – 30
[28] Which first cash item was given to CBT/OBT players – Nickname Change
[29] What rune has a level requirement of 15 – Brave rune
[30] Who was the evil demon the Grand Chase was assigned to defeat – Great Kaze’Aze
[31] What is the national fruit of the Philippines – PENDING! ( it should be Mangga but dunno why )
[32] What item cannot be bought with GP – Shadow Necklace
[33] What is the maximum capacity of a dungeon room – 4
[34] What is the maximum upgrade for a necklace – +9
[35] What is the name of the Volcano in Pampanga – Pinatubo
[36] What is the maximum item slot – 700 slots
[37] Where will you find Pagsanjan Falls? Answer: Laguna.
[38] Players who are early at LU! Live 09 won at LU LIVE 2009 – Early Bird Signboard
[39] What is the lowest level of Dungeon in Grand Chase – Trial Forest
[40] Who is Grand Chase’s Developer – KOG
[41] What is the Level 3 Black Magic Special Attack of Arme’s 1st Job – Meteor
[42] GM ___ Helps Gm Mac and Cassiel in Grand Chase – Gm Maelstrom
[43] What is the name of the boss in Marsh of Oblivion – Elizabeth
[44] How many times can the Natal Ring be used – 3 Times
[45] Who is known as Cripped Hero – Apolinario Mabini
[46] What is not a monster of Trial Forest – Harpy
[47] What accesory can be used to provide Oxygen in Partusay Sea – Oxygen Mask
[48] What monster does not appear on the Kastulle Upper Floor Map – Wendy
[49] What is the item used for upgrading elemental necklaces – Gem/s
[50] What is the name of arme’s second job, which uses chemical concoctions – Alchemist
[51] What is the color of Elesis’ hair – Red
[52] Who is the boss in the Forsaken Barrows that appears at the Hell Bridge as sub-boss – Lich
[53] What item that is given as weekly reward – Circlet of the Spirit
[54] What ring give you the ability MP counter when used with it’s corresponding armor – Castle Lord Ring
[55] GM ___ helps in leading GrandChase pH – GM Cassiel
[56] What even occurred during December 2009 – GWC badge collecting
[57] How many members of Grand Chase PH currently – 7
[58] Which is not displayed in the collection window – Cash Items
[59] Who is the six-time PH bowling champion – Paeng Nepomuceno
[60] How many islands are there in the Philippines – 7107 islands
[61] Which character is not in the original selection – Amy
[62] The 2009 GWC was held at – Daegu, Korea
[63] Which is not an atk of gardosen – Ice breath
[64] GM Vodoo’s Favorite Job – Viken
[65] Who owns the company “Philippine Airlines” – Lucio Tan
[66] What is the Philippine National Green Leaf? (not sure sa structure) – Anahaw
[67] Where can you find the animal butanding – Sorsogon
[68] Which accessory is NOT implemented in Grand Chase? – Gun.
[69] How many slots are there?(not include pet) -7
[70] Who was the Kanavan Knight who first appeared in the Gorge of Oath – Ronan
[71] What is the national bird of the Philippines – Philippine Eagle
[72] Name of boss in ELIA contenent dungeon voilet mage – Elena
[73] Who won GC digmaan national tourney – sayaw darling
[74] What is the national female dress of PH – baro’t saya
[75] Which is not partusay’s skill – Fire breath
[76] Item which is not a pet – jhing shi
[77] What accessory that gaikoz wears at his back – flag (Gaikoz Flag)
[78] Which national hero was born on nov 30 – Andres Bonifacio
[79] What is the name of the weapon of Partusay – Trident
[80] How many tails does Red Gorgos have – 1
[81] What level must you be in in order to take the 3rd Job mission – 20
[82] Where can you find the smallest monkey/animal – Bohol
[83] Who is the boss of Kerrie Beach – Harpy Queen
[84] Who is the Philippines Brain of Revolution (katipunan) – Apolinario Mabini
[85] Where the Dinagyang Festival Happen – Iloilo
[86] What Event was voted as the best event in GCPH as of November 2009 – Rainbow Event
[87] Which necklace has the lowest attack power – Wind Necklace
[88] Who is the 1st president of the Philippines – Emilio Aguinaldo
[89] What is Arme’s Age – 15 yrs. old
[90] GM Heimdall prefers to play – Ronan
[91] How many horns does the boss Wendy of Trial Tower have – 2
[92] What item is equipped to give a character a big head – SD Head
[93] When did the Closed Beta Testing of Grand Chase start – October 14, 2008
[94] Which Map cant be seen in pvp – Partusay Sea
[95] what is the weapon used by elesis 3rd job’ the sword master – Giant Sword
[96] Which president was considered a dictator and was expelled from the country – Ferdinand Marcos
[97] What is the color xenia idol’s hair – Pink
[98] Elesis’ first skill first job – mega slash
[99] What is the habbit of voilet magician of SERADIN – learning more about magics
[100] Who Wrote Noli Me Tangere – Jose Rizal
[101] Who is the general of Hell’s Bridge – Gardosen
[102] How many phases are there in boss fight in Kaze Aaze Castle – 2 phases
[103] What item can increase XP of pet – Nutrients IV
[104] Highest mountain in Luzon – Mt. Pulog
[105] What is the minimum level requirement of pet – 7
[106]Where you can find the fruit known as Durian – Davao
[106] What city is known as the City of Smiles – Bacolod
[107] What is the dungeon wherein the possessed Lass first appears – Ellia Continent
[108] What is the current maximum Level you can reach in Grand Chase – 65
[109] Which monster does NOT appear in the Forgotten City – Fire Golem
[110] On what day is GCPH’s weekly maintenance – Tuesdays
[110] Who among the 4 was a GM for GC PH – Blackheaven
[112] Which equipment slot is unable to use runes – Cloak
[113] What item does the raccoon drops in Trial Forest – Leaf
[114] What activity can be done in park – Read rankings
[115] What is the title of the philippine national anthem – Lupang Hinirang
[116] In which dungeon does Ryan first make an appearance – Elven Forest
[117] What is the armor given to the 3 weekly ranked players – Genesis Armor
[118] Which item can’t be reinforced – Title
[119] What does Ryan transform to – Wolf
[120] GM Heimdall’s Favorite Job – Dragon Knight
[121] The Philippine presidential term of service is _____ years. – 6 Years
[122] What is the effect of the item with the eye icon in pvp item mode – Transparency
[123] Which is not one of GC’s Servers – Kerby
[124] Where was the 1st GC EB held – Ortigas, Mandaluyong
[125] Where is Panagbenga Festival celebrated – Baguio
[126] What skill does basilisk use – Bite
[127] What item heals you when in Fatal status – Kaze’aze healing ball.
[128] Which monthly rank 3 armor set is given to players – Hellfire
[129] Where is Sinulog Festival held – Cebu
[130] Among the list which 4th job came first – Savior
[131] What is the largest mall in the world – SM North Edsa
[132] What is the Philippine National Animal – Kalabaw
[133] GM Mac prefers to play – Elesis
[134] GM Maelstrom’s favorite character – Ryan
[135] What monster does not exist in Elven Forest – Anmon Guard
[136] What is the atk of native leader – Petrify
[137] Which dungeon (in GCPH) currently has the highest level – Ignis mountains
[138] What Events saw an Update to the Park – Halloween/Christmas.
[139] Favorite JOB of GM Maelstrom – Viken
[140] What is the object that Treant, the boss of Trail Forest throw – Apple
[141] How many eyes does the Cyclops have – 1
[142] How old is GC as of now – 1 Year
[143] Who among the four is a GM for GC PH – GM BlackHeaven
[144] What weapon does Elizabeth, boss of Marsh of Oblivion use – Club
[145] What non-basic character did GCPH release first – Ronan
[146] Favorite Job of GM BlackHeaven – Alchemist
[147] How many openings are there in the temple of fire map – 15
[148] What is the group of elesis knights ~ Red Knights

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Broken Questions
Questions wherein answers are not definite at the moment
——————–
[] Favorite Job of GM BlackHeaven – Alchemist
[] Who ranked first place in GWC Badge collecting – Philippines
[] Which of these items does not bought in Attendance points – Natal Ring
[] Which of the following items does not bought in crystals – peryton wings (accessories)
[] Where can you find the summer capital of the Philippines – Baguio
[] What is GMT time of the Philippines – GMT+9
[] Where is amy first seen – Temple of Origins
[] Who is the real boss in Mana Valley – Astaroth
[] What is the monthly reward – Flare Weapons
[] What rare weapons can be found at Bultaros – Purified Mana Weapon
[] What rare items can be found at Zig – Blazing Weapons
[] What is the first ever GACHA set with effects – Leviathan set
[] What is the requirement for Kaze’Aze set – Kaze’Aze map
[] GM Mac favorite Location – Park
[] What can you use Gems for – Feeding Pets
[] Job that summon a Dragon in skill level3 – Dragonknight
[] Female GM in GC PH team – Cassiel
[]GM Maelstorm’s favorite place in GC – PVP
[]What is the effect of queen’s jewel – EXP/GP rate increased
[] GM ___ helps GM Mac and Cass in taking care of GC – Heimdal
[] What is the capital city of the Philippines – Manila
[] When do we celebrate independence day – June 12
[] Among the four. which JOB class came first? – Dark Assassin
[] Who is the brand manager of Grand Chase – GM Mac
[] What city was named after our national hero – Pasay
[] When did the Closed Beta Testing of Grand Chase start -

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Credits to : Lockon & GC Forumers

[Dallas' Guide] How to upload Zendikar Cards in your MWS.

[Dallas' Guide] How to upload Zendikar Card in your MWS.

-Open your Magic Workstation

We need to make a Back Up file for our Master Library. (the one with *.mwbase extension file)

-In your Library Master List, click any card
-Click [b]File[/b], [b]Save Deck / Library As... [/b] and then save it as [b]Backup.mwbase[/b]
-You are now using the Backup.mwbase.
-To switch back to [b]Master.mwbase[/b], locate the folder icon @ upper left corner and click the drop down box
then select [b]Open Libraries[/b]

Now that we have a back up for your Master Library, its time to download a Zendikar Spoiler.
Download it here:
http://www.4shared.com/file/135885279/c1cd5f84/Zendikar.html
Its a Zendikar.txt file spoiler list. You can print it too for future references.

[i]Its Clean!! Ako nag-upload nyan under my 4Shared Account. kapag nagka virus pa PC mo, bigyan kita Sinkhole! joke. [/i]

After downloading it, just save it inside your MWS Folder. (Any folder actually, as long as you can locate it)

To upload your Zendikar, let's go back to Magic Workstation.

-Click on[b] Tools[/b].
-Click on[b] Analyze,Add,Remove Sets[/b]
-Select [b]Add New Edition[/b] tab
-Type the [i]Edition Name[/i] as "Zendikar"
-Type the [i]Edition Key[/i] as "Zen" or "ZEN"
-Check the [b]Get data from text Spoiler[/b]
-In the [b]Path to Spoiler[/b], click the folder and locate your Zendikar.txt
-Click [b]Next Page[/b]
For you to be able to play Sealed and Draft
-Set the Booster Commons to 10
-Set the Booster Lands to 0
-Click [b]Add Edition[/b]

Now you have Zendikar Cards in your MWS Database.

-Save your Master.mwbase library.
-Close your Magic Workstation to reload your library
-Open it and Enjoy Brewing !

OPTIONAL:

To add images, just go to your MWS Folder, PICS folder and create a folder named "Zen" or "ZEN".
Store the card images there in JPG or JPEG Format.
If you want a full card image use this file format (Ex. "Lotus Cobra.full.jpg")
Use the exact card name, including the caps. like.. (Ob Nixilis, the Fallen.full.jpg and Iona, Shield of Emeria.full.jpg)

The TRUE ending to “the Empire Strikes Back”

——————————————————
A furious lightsaber duel is underway. DARTH VADER is
backing LUKE SKYWALKER towards the end of the gantry.
A quick move by Vader, chops off Luke’s hand! It goes
spinning off into the ventilation shaft. Luke backs
away. He looks around, but realizes there’s nowhere to
go but straight down.

Darth Vader: Obi Wan never told you what happened to
your father.

Luke: He told me enough! He told me you killed him!

Darth Vader: No… I am your father!

Luke: No, it’s not true! It’s impossible.

Darth Vader: Search your feelings… you know it to be
true…

Luke: NO!

Darth Vader: Yes, it is true.. and you know what else?
You know that brass droid of yours?

Luke: Threepio?

Darth Vader: Yes… Threepio… I built him… when I
was 7 years old…

Luke: No…

Darth Vader: Seven years old? And what have you done?
Look at yourself, no hand, no job, and couldn’t even
levitate your own ship out of the swamp…

Luke: I destroyed your precious Death Star!

Darth Vader: When you were 20! When I was 10, I
single-handedly destroyed a Trade Federation Droid
Control ship!

Luke: Well, it’s not my fault…

Darth Vader: Oh, here we go… “Poor me… my father
never gave me what I wanted for my birthday… boo
hoo, my daddy’s the Dark Lord of the Sith… waahhh
wahhh!”

Luke: Shut up…

Darth Vader: You’re a slacker! By the time I was
you’re age, I had exterminated the Jedi knights!

Luke: I used to race my T-16 through Beggar’s Canyon!

Darth Vader: Oh, for the love of the Emperor… 10
years old, winner of the Boonta Eve Open… Only human
to ever fly a Pod Racer… right here baby!

Luke looks down the shaft. Takes a step towards it.

Darth Vader: I was wrong… You’re not my kid… I
don’t know whose you are, but you sure ain’t mine…

Luke takes a step off the platform, hesitates, then
plunges down the shaft.

Darth Vader looks after him.

Darth Vader: Get a haircut you F$#king hippy!

Kitten

staring at my face
two beautiful sparkling eyes
slowly slowly come

is it a fairy?
gentle like the winter breeze
beauty is unveiled

purity unscarred
skin like the eternal snow
is it a sylph?

motion is made time
into your heaven bosom
my lovely kitten

-Dallas 2009

"A Thousand Lunar Lotus"

velvet satin cape
stalker of the feudal days
blood of double sky

i fear you my blade
swinging the moontree in arc
endless cycle's fall

split the ground forward
turn around and swing again
dancing forever

calm your heart after
see the lifeless lies beneath
she'll mourn tomorrow



-Dallas 9/9/2009

Dallas and Securis 1 on 1 interview

Securis: meron aq ktxt grade 5
Securis: pnplki q wahhaa
Dallas: yung Globe
Dallas: yung mukang Edz
Dallas: yun gusto ko
Dallas: ampf
Dallas: Grade 5
Securis: ahahaha
Securis: uu
Dallas: Horny ba yan ?
Dallas: >:)
Securis: mukha xa korean
Securis: =)
Dallas: kahit grade 5 yan patusin ko yan
Securis: wahaha
Dallas: teka... 24 years old na ako.. bale... 11 pa lang yan!?
Securis: gagu nauna n aq wahha
Dallas: taena mo
Securis: mg 12 n xa sept 1
Securis: wahaha
Dallas: gaga
Dallas: BITAYIN KA SANA
Dallas: PAKING DEEEK
Securis: gagu ok nga mama nya eh
Dallas: teka.. babae gusto ko tol.
Securis: wahaha
Dallas: wag lalake ha
Dallas: lam ko lalake yan eh
Securis: kakunchaba q gagu
Dallas: Grade 5 na lalake
Securis: taena mu
Dallas: kadiri ka
Securis: babae gagu!
Dallas: para kang Michael Jackson
Securis: ahaha
Securis: pedo amf!
Securis: wahaha
Dallas: malalagas din ilong mo gago
Dallas: =))
Dallas: Echosera bakla ka pre!
Securis: ahaha
Securis: ULOL ka tlga
Securis: kpg mgpunta c edz d2 txt kta
Securis: gangbang ntin wahhaa
Securis: c jonar ol na wahha
Dallas: hahahaha

A Cheating Girlfriend ?

Sa pag-ibig, kaming mga kalalakihan ay meron reputation sa mga babae as "Cheaters" ngunit hindi nyo ba alam na may mga mas worst pa pala sa amin!? A friend of mine needs help and he wrote this letter sa isang forum. "nag confess saakin ang gf ko na nakipag 1 nyt stand sya sa isang lalakeng ilang minuto lng nya nakilala... what are her reasons? 1. lasing daw sya.... 2. subrang dami daw problema niya... nasaktan ako masyado di ko matangap ang ginawa nya..... kahit kailan di ko ginawang makipag 1 nyt stand sa ibang babae dahil mahal n mahal ko sya... ano sa tingin nyo dapat ko gawin... forget her? kill her? or what... advise nmn jan mga puppy.... ngayun continue pa din ang communication namin.." Mahirap talaga kapag ganyan ang situation mo... masakit kung ikaw ang lulugar sa kalagayan niya and sobrang lame ng reason ng girl. Anyways...these are the things na need natin malaman.. Hanapin mo yung source ng information na nakuha mo. Narinig mo ba to sa isang friend mo? or friend niya? possible na sinisira din kayo ng ibang tao. Make sure na tama talaga ang source mo. Pagdating sa affection, gusto ito ng isang babae. Usually enjoy siya kapag magkaholding hands kayo, kissing, cuddling. Ngunit kapag malamig na sha, mag-iiba ang mga bagay na to. Kapag sinabi mo bang "i love you", sumasagot ba sha? look at her face. observe! Kapag hawak mo ang kanyang mga kamay.. Does she try to pull it away? Dude, if your girl is avoiding your affection, this is a strong sign that she's cheating. Does she looks nervous when you say.. "we need to talk" or when you're with her ? Text ba sha ng text lagi ? try mo, use a different celphone number and ask her is she's single. I have a friend na ginawa yan before.. and nasaktan talaga siya nung sinabi ng girlfriend nya na. "uu, single akoh~" Bitch... "Hey, nanlalake ka ba? " or "You wouldn't happen to be cheating on me, would you?". That's a bad move. Why? Dalawa lang pwede mangyari.. If she's really cheating on you, kahit ano mangyari, idedeny nya yan. "NO" ang sagot nyan pare ko. Protocol sa mga cheaters ang pagde~deny. Well.. If not, iisipin nya na wala kang tiwala sa kanya and it might turn into a break up. However, This is the BEST way to confront her.. as long as willing ka mag take ng risk at ayaw mo pa patagalin pa. The more na mag spend kayo ng time sa isa't isa mas lalong masakit lang. Naglolokohan lang kayo eh! Just talk to her nicely, be calm. Kahit ano mangyari, wag na wag mo sasaktan ang isang babae. verbal or physical. In the end, its up to you if you'll forgive her and stay with her or...break up with her. Again, if willing ka pa rin mag take ng risk (kahit nahuli mo na siya pero mahal mo pa rin) then go ! give her another chance. But, sa ganyang situation ng friend ko, malabo. I dont think i can forgive her.. sobrang lame ng excuse. Problems?! You can talk about it, right? I'll just let her go and find someone else who is worthy. These are just my honest opinions. I learned a long time ago there's no sense getting all riled up every time a bunch of idiots give you a hard time. In the end, the universe tends to unfold as it should. H&K:GtWC -END-