Sunday, May 23, 2010
Boothe is a respected stage and screen actor, with over 30 years and an Emmy Award to his manly name. You might have seen him in the violence and expletive-filled movie Sin City or the expletive and violence-filled HBO show Deadwood
9. Lance Armstrong
American professional road racing cyclist who is best known for winning the Tour de France a record seven consecutive times, after having survived testicular cancer.
8. Max Planck
German physicist. He is considered to be the founder of the quantum theory, and thus one of the most important physicists of the twentieth century. Planck was awarded the Nobel Prize in Physics in 1918.
7. Commander Flex Plexico
The good commander is a Pentagon defense spokesman, who dealt a lot with detainee issues at Guantanamo Bay. Basically, he is the man who stands there while the world's journalists demand the truth. And Flex tells them they can't handle the truth, and then he jumps into a Jeep with an American flag fluttering in the background while inspiring orchestral music swells and he drives into the sunset.
6. Dr. Duncan Steel
English scientist from Midsomer Norton, Somerset. He is a world-renowned space science authority who has worked with NASA to assess the threat of comet and asteroid collisions and investigate technologies to avert such impacts.
5. Stirling Mortlock
Mortlock is the current Captain of the Australian Wallabies & ACT Brumbies Rugby Union teams. Mortlock has the record for reaching 50 and 100 test points in the shortest ever time.
4. Magnus Ver Magnusson
Nordic naming conventions mean that his name essentially means "Magnus son of Magnus" which immediately brings to mind a line of men, all Magnuses, doing incredibly manly things through the ages.
Magnus Ver Magnusson is the strongest man in the world.He was the strongest man in the world four times, winning the World Strongman contest in 1991 and then from 1994-96. The guy's a man mountain.
3. Dick Pound
Canadian lawyer, partner of the law firm Stikeman Elliott, the former president of the World Anti-Doping Agency (WADA) based in Montreal, and former chancellor of McGill University. He is a former vice-president of the International Olympic Committee (IOC) and was a one-time candidate for the presidency of that organization.
2. Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster
1. BATMAN BIN SUPARMAN
WTF! THE MANLIEST SUPERHEROES EVER COMBINED IN ONE!
Monday, May 10, 2010
She ate that turkish snowcone like a champ!
Damn Betty gave me one hell off a Turkish Snowcone last night and even used Fruit punch flavor!
Since it is based off of the Dirty Sanchez when you make a mustache effect. The Filthy Lopez is when you engage in anal sex then make a full goti and sideburns. A considerable degree smuttier than its Mexican cousin a "Filthy Lopez" additionally involves the use of Peri Peri sauce in the Dirty Sanchez act.
Margaret was horrified when she was given a "Filthy Lopez".
I gave Ted's mom a Filthy Lopez Like she never had before.
Paula washed her back after a hot Belgian Steamer.
To perform oral sex on a woman with a Castro like beard to tikle her inner tighs and her ass(you must grow one or buy one, borrowing is not a good idea.). When the woman is reaching climax then insert a cuban cigar between the beard and into her ass("sneaky"). If you don't have a cigar handy use you finger(extra sneaky). A sexual act in which the man inserts a Havana(or other type of Cigar) into the vagina of his female partner. He then smokes the cigar while blowing the smoke into his partners orafice.
I gave her a Sneaky Castro last night and now the place smells like a Cuban whorehouse.
Fofifi loved it when Frank made a mud pretzel for her.
Damn I shouldnt have used the guiness on that bitch when I gave her the irish facial
You whisk up some eggs, have her lay down and prop up her ass real high,
take a funnel and pour the eggs in her pussy, then fuck her, and you have just made her "scrambled eggs". Another variation is scrambling eggs and eating them from a woman's vagina.
Honey would you like breakfast? Today's special is Portuguese Breakfast!!
When a woman is arched in the shape of a rainbow, and the man ejaculates all over her.
The Alabama Hot Pocket is a special fetish maneuver that roughly involves taking a shit into a woman's vagina, typically followed up by a good ole fuckin'.
Shanya decided her vagina needed some lube so her boyfriend performed an alabama hot pocket.
Dude, after I took your sister to Taco Bell, she gave me the best blumpkin ever.
Tuesday, February 2, 2010
Chapter I: First Blood
Sette Desert 2400 Hrs
"HAHAHAHA! RUN IDIOT!! YOU MAY ESCAPE MY SPEAR BUT NOT MY ARROWS"
Then a loud scream of pain broke the silence of the midnight. Another non Accretian soldier is mutilated and dismembered by the Accretian who wields both Spear and Bow. He is Dallas,
accompanied by other Accretians named Kataklismo, Druze, Securis and Todesmarsche.
"Damn! This corite was abandoned by Decem", Kataklismo said "He should be thankful, my grenades didn't
land any of his body parts",Kataklismo Added
Kataklismo slammed the Corite cadaver into the ground looking for something useful for him.
"Hey, stop that! you will destroy his body and it will be difficult for you to dissect and study his body parts",said by Todesmarsche said then Druze walked near the cadaver, Stomping his foot into the Corite's head. Blood splattered, the twitching and crunching sound of muscles, skull and blood was heard.
"WAHAHAHAHAHA",They all laughed.
After few minutes of laughing at the dead body they suddenly stopped. Their bodies automatically change into battle stances. Holding their weapons from their holsters, alert and ready to kill again.
"Shhhhh",Securis whispered "We should scatter, I guess the Corite Councils are here, I could smell Aoikaze's spear and Hohenheim's staff", Securis added
They scattered, Todesmarsche ducked with his spear on together with Securis they positioned near the corite mob. Kataklismo released his grenade launcher from his bag and changed his Armors into Launcher Set.
Dallas placed arrows on his bow as Druze did the same thing.
"Its Hohenheim with Shazta and AoiKaze, what should we do?"Dallas said
"Let's faced them", Securis whispered
Hohenheim with the rest of corites followed the blood trails until they reached the area where the dead body lies. Shazta covered her nose with her hands.
"We must seek Justice for our fallen brother, May Decem Guide his spirit", Hohenheim said
Hohenheim kneeled and pray.
Securis Suddenly attacked Hohenheim with pressure, Hohenheim easily avoided his attack.
Hohenheim stand up and wielded his staff, pointing it into Securis
"Wait Hohen!!", Shazta said
"We Are Cornered", AoiKaze said
then Druze and Dallas Showed up. Kataklismo and Todesmarsche appeared to from their behind.
"So you are the Guys from Gai'Alshadar Guild?". Securis said
"I've heard a lot from them, can't wait to dissect their body parts!", Kataklismo said
Then Aoikaze draws his spear and attacked Securis with Full Swing.
Kataklismo, Druze, Dallas and Todesmarsche evaded the spear as AoiKaze Spins. Securis also Blocked the spear"
"You are really strong Aoikaze, I've heard a lot about you", Securis said
"Run Shazta and Hohenheim, We cannot face this party, we are outnumbered", AoiKaze said
Shazta and Hohenheim ported out
"Yes we are Gai'Alshadar, I am Aoikaze a Zealot of Decem. Tell me who the hell are you!!", Aoikaze Said
Securis raised his hand and attacked Aoikaze with his Hora Knife. Aoikaze evaded it by stepping back, Securis' knife slammed the ground,
Then Aoikaze ran and the Accretians chased him until they reach the Cora Portal.
"Tell me who you are!!", Aoikaze Shouted
"We are Plague", Securis answered
Then they all attacked Aoikaze......
-End of Chapter-
Credits to: Jai Garcia
Wednesday, January 6, 2010
 What do you need when upgrading runes? – Aging Core
 National Food of the Philippines – Lechon
 What is the Special Attack of Red Gorgos – Fire Breath
 Amy’s First Job – Dancer
 Who is the boss in Bermesiah’s Last Stand – Dark Armon
 How many lire jobs are there at the moment – 4
 What volcano erupted previously – Mayon Volcano
 What is the first gacha pet – kerby
 What is the scientific name of Sampaguita – Jasminum Sambac
 What is the National Gem of the Philippines – South Sea Pearl
 What event happened in Nov 2009 – LU Live @ World Trade Center
 GM that is not a member of the Grand Chase GM Team – GM Tristan
 What is Lire’s 3rd job – Archranger
 What is the largest known Lake (lawa) in the Philippines – Laguna Lake (Lawa ng Laguna)
 What is the maximum level of pets – Lv. 40
 What is the Bangus Capital of the Philippines – Dagupan
 What is the thing that Partusay sits on – Throne
 What character in GCPH got released recently – Amy
 Who is the father of the fist in PH – Manny “pacman” Pacquiao
 What is the national dance of the Philippines – Tinikling
 What is the national tree of the Philippines – Narra
 What is the name of the upgrading magician – Elena
 What is the smallest active volcano in PH -Taal
 What is not an Elemental Necklace – Nature
 Basic weapon for Elven Druid Ryan -Axe
 Which monster does not appear in Kerri Beach – Orc Warrior
 Level requirement for 4th job mission – 30
 Which first cash item was given to CBT/OBT players – Nickname Change
 What rune has a level requirement of 15 – Brave rune
 Who was the evil demon the Grand Chase was assigned to defeat – Great Kaze’Aze
 What is the national fruit of the Philippines – PENDING! ( it should be Mangga but dunno why )
 What item cannot be bought with GP – Shadow Necklace
 What is the maximum capacity of a dungeon room – 4
 What is the maximum upgrade for a necklace – +9
 What is the name of the Volcano in Pampanga – Pinatubo
 What is the maximum item slot – 700 slots
 Where will you find Pagsanjan Falls? Answer: Laguna.
 Players who are early at LU! Live 09 won at LU LIVE 2009 – Early Bird Signboard
 What is the lowest level of Dungeon in Grand Chase – Trial Forest
 Who is Grand Chase’s Developer – KOG
 What is the Level 3 Black Magic Special Attack of Arme’s 1st Job – Meteor
 GM ___ Helps Gm Mac and Cassiel in Grand Chase – Gm Maelstrom
 What is the name of the boss in Marsh of Oblivion – Elizabeth
 How many times can the Natal Ring be used – 3 Times
 Who is known as Cripped Hero – Apolinario Mabini
 What is not a monster of Trial Forest – Harpy
 What accesory can be used to provide Oxygen in Partusay Sea – Oxygen Mask
 What monster does not appear on the Kastulle Upper Floor Map – Wendy
 What is the item used for upgrading elemental necklaces – Gem/s
 What is the name of arme’s second job, which uses chemical concoctions – Alchemist
 What is the color of Elesis’ hair – Red
 Who is the boss in the Forsaken Barrows that appears at the Hell Bridge as sub-boss – Lich
 What item that is given as weekly reward – Circlet of the Spirit
 What ring give you the ability MP counter when used with it’s corresponding armor – Castle Lord Ring
 GM ___ helps in leading GrandChase pH – GM Cassiel
 What even occurred during December 2009 – GWC badge collecting
 How many members of Grand Chase PH currently – 7
 Which is not displayed in the collection window – Cash Items
 Who is the six-time PH bowling champion – Paeng Nepomuceno
 How many islands are there in the Philippines – 7107 islands
 Which character is not in the original selection – Amy
 The 2009 GWC was held at – Daegu, Korea
 Which is not an atk of gardosen – Ice breath
 GM Vodoo’s Favorite Job – Viken
 Who owns the company “Philippine Airlines” – Lucio Tan
 What is the Philippine National Green Leaf? (not sure sa structure) – Anahaw
 Where can you find the animal butanding – Sorsogon
 Which accessory is NOT implemented in Grand Chase? – Gun.
 How many slots are there?(not include pet) -7
 Who was the Kanavan Knight who first appeared in the Gorge of Oath – Ronan
 What is the national bird of the Philippines – Philippine Eagle
 Name of boss in ELIA contenent dungeon voilet mage – Elena
 Who won GC digmaan national tourney – sayaw darling
 What is the national female dress of PH – baro’t saya
 Which is not partusay’s skill – Fire breath
 Item which is not a pet – jhing shi
 What accessory that gaikoz wears at his back – flag (Gaikoz Flag)
 Which national hero was born on nov 30 – Andres Bonifacio
 What is the name of the weapon of Partusay – Trident
 How many tails does Red Gorgos have – 1
 What level must you be in in order to take the 3rd Job mission – 20
 Where can you find the smallest monkey/animal – Bohol
 Who is the boss of Kerrie Beach – Harpy Queen
 Who is the Philippines Brain of Revolution (katipunan) – Apolinario Mabini
 Where the Dinagyang Festival Happen – Iloilo
 What Event was voted as the best event in GCPH as of November 2009 – Rainbow Event
 Which necklace has the lowest attack power – Wind Necklace
 Who is the 1st president of the Philippines – Emilio Aguinaldo
 What is Arme’s Age – 15 yrs. old
 GM Heimdall prefers to play – Ronan
 How many horns does the boss Wendy of Trial Tower have – 2
 What item is equipped to give a character a big head – SD Head
 When did the Closed Beta Testing of Grand Chase start – October 14, 2008
 Which Map cant be seen in pvp – Partusay Sea
 what is the weapon used by elesis 3rd job’ the sword master – Giant Sword
 Which president was considered a dictator and was expelled from the country – Ferdinand Marcos
 What is the color xenia idol’s hair – Pink
 Elesis’ first skill first job – mega slash
 What is the habbit of voilet magician of SERADIN – learning more about magics
 Who Wrote Noli Me Tangere – Jose Rizal
 Who is the general of Hell’s Bridge – Gardosen
 How many phases are there in boss fight in Kaze Aaze Castle – 2 phases
 What item can increase XP of pet – Nutrients IV
 Highest mountain in Luzon – Mt. Pulog
 What is the minimum level requirement of pet – 7
Where you can find the fruit known as Durian – Davao
 What city is known as the City of Smiles – Bacolod
 What is the dungeon wherein the possessed Lass first appears – Ellia Continent
 What is the current maximum Level you can reach in Grand Chase – 65
 Which monster does NOT appear in the Forgotten City – Fire Golem
 On what day is GCPH’s weekly maintenance – Tuesdays
 Who among the 4 was a GM for GC PH – Blackheaven
 Which equipment slot is unable to use runes – Cloak
 What item does the raccoon drops in Trial Forest – Leaf
 What activity can be done in park – Read rankings
 What is the title of the philippine national anthem – Lupang Hinirang
 In which dungeon does Ryan first make an appearance – Elven Forest
 What is the armor given to the 3 weekly ranked players – Genesis Armor
 Which item can’t be reinforced – Title
 What does Ryan transform to – Wolf
 GM Heimdall’s Favorite Job – Dragon Knight
 The Philippine presidential term of service is _____ years. – 6 Years
 What is the effect of the item with the eye icon in pvp item mode – Transparency
 Which is not one of GC’s Servers – Kerby
 Where was the 1st GC EB held – Ortigas, Mandaluyong
 Where is Panagbenga Festival celebrated – Baguio
 What skill does basilisk use – Bite
 What item heals you when in Fatal status – Kaze’aze healing ball.
 Which monthly rank 3 armor set is given to players – Hellfire
 Where is Sinulog Festival held – Cebu
 Among the list which 4th job came first – Savior
 What is the largest mall in the world – SM North Edsa
 What is the Philippine National Animal – Kalabaw
 GM Mac prefers to play – Elesis
 GM Maelstrom’s favorite character – Ryan
 What monster does not exist in Elven Forest – Anmon Guard
 What is the atk of native leader – Petrify
 Which dungeon (in GCPH) currently has the highest level – Ignis mountains
 What Events saw an Update to the Park – Halloween/Christmas.
 Favorite JOB of GM Maelstrom – Viken
 What is the object that Treant, the boss of Trail Forest throw – Apple
 How many eyes does the Cyclops have – 1
 How old is GC as of now – 1 Year
 Who among the four is a GM for GC PH – GM BlackHeaven
 What weapon does Elizabeth, boss of Marsh of Oblivion use – Club
 What non-basic character did GCPH release first – Ronan
 Favorite Job of GM BlackHeaven – Alchemist
 How many openings are there in the temple of fire map – 15
 What is the group of elesis knights ~ Red Knights
Questions wherein answers are not definite at the moment
 Favorite Job of GM BlackHeaven – Alchemist
 Who ranked first place in GWC Badge collecting – Philippines
 Which of these items does not bought in Attendance points – Natal Ring
 Which of the following items does not bought in crystals – peryton wings (accessories)
 Where can you find the summer capital of the Philippines – Baguio
 What is GMT time of the Philippines – GMT+9
 Where is amy first seen – Temple of Origins
 Who is the real boss in Mana Valley – Astaroth
 What is the monthly reward – Flare Weapons
 What rare weapons can be found at Bultaros – Purified Mana Weapon
 What rare items can be found at Zig – Blazing Weapons
 What is the first ever GACHA set with effects – Leviathan set
 What is the requirement for Kaze’Aze set – Kaze’Aze map
 GM Mac favorite Location – Park
 What can you use Gems for – Feeding Pets
 Job that summon a Dragon in skill level3 – Dragonknight
 Female GM in GC PH team – Cassiel
GM Maelstorm’s favorite place in GC – PVP
What is the effect of queen’s jewel – EXP/GP rate increased
 GM ___ helps GM Mac and Cass in taking care of GC – Heimdal
 What is the capital city of the Philippines – Manila
 When do we celebrate independence day – June 12
 Among the four. which JOB class came first? – Dark Assassin
 Who is the brand manager of Grand Chase – GM Mac
 What city was named after our national hero – Pasay
 When did the Closed Beta Testing of Grand Chase start -
Credits to : Lockon & GC Forumers